All Articles

This is a big list of all the blog articles on this site. All of them. This is ideal for people who are really really bored.

• A Performativity Theory of Football?
• I’m not fussed
• The Stench of Death
• Happy? New? Something?
• Conspiracy Theory (Half Serious)
• On losing and losers
• Gratuitous Snark
• Gratuitous Schadenfreude
• Harry Potter and the Gobshite of Ire
• Life on…?
• Advertising
• Where Fascism Ends
• Is This… Nostalgia?
• There is no prioritisation of the elderly
• Self-improvement?
• Soylent Groan
• Thoughts on Unity and Forgiveness
• War with Iran: What you need to know pt2
• Happy? New? Year?
• UK Election Winners and Losers
• Last chance?
• My Escape From Instagram Extortion
• Unregulated Financial Advice
• The Wrong Trousers
• Trump isn’t only wrecking America
• A proper blog post, of sorts
• Topical Channels
• Comedy Channels
• History Channels
• Arts & Culture Channels
• Maths, Science & Tech Channels
• Philosophy Channels
• 1970s Nostalgia
• YouTube Recommendations
• What Is The Plan For The US Border?
• War with Iran: What you need to know
• People Like Me
• Woo Yeah!
• Cheating
• Paranoid Conspiracy Theory
• Is Huawei Safe?
• Smartphone Review
• So how do we sort out Brexit then?
• Tactical Homophobia
• No-Deal Brexit Plan
• The Stupidest Day of The Year
• Dead Towns
• Share The Inanity II
• Businesses with Opinions
• Brexit Quiz: Which is Most Comprehensively Stuffed?
• Election. February 14th. Right?
• I wrote a poem about systemd
• New Year, New You
• What Price Science? (£0, apparently)
• What Price Science? (£15, apparently)
• Presidents eh? (Or Would Abolishing The Monarchy Help?)
• UKIP Doesn’t Understand UKIP
• Brexit: How did we get here?
• Piercing the Veil of Obscurity
• Forgetrance, or Why I Don’t Feel That Poppies Help Us To Remember
• The End of Austerity
• Stop it Ireland!
• Hypocrisy II – Financial Edition
• 52 is The Largest Number
• Western Art History
• Hypocrisy
• Massive Toad Confusion
• Do we really do good in IT?
• Weird Day Out in London
• Political Pandemonium
• Recipe: Cursed Bolognese
• SEO Speedwagon: Trump News Edition
• Bread and Circuses
• Well, that escalated quickly…
• Recognise your own reflection?
• Messy Messy Mess Mess
• Too Hot
• Brexit Dividend?
• Infestation?
• Boris Discovers Eldorado
• Recipe: Tomato Ketchup
• Errors
• Cambridge Ana… Oooh! Squirrel!
• Stupid Wolf Festival
• Who done the Salisbury Poisonings?
• Tempus Fukit
• Groundhog Day
• Radical Reductionism for Fun and Profit
• Quo Vadis, Dingbats?
• Guest Post: Brexit means Breakfast
• Thou shalt not bear false witness
• Sign o’ the (End) Times
• Stable genius?
• Interim Brexit Scorecard
• Is Tate Membership Good Value for Money?
• The Little Baby Jesus: Another Apology
• The Actual Point
• Shooting people…
• My Evil Empire of Counterfeit Cabbage
• Trump Trump Trump
• Guest Post: Beware of Counterfeit Cabbages
• Exclusive Interview: The Pound
• Have Hypocrisy, Won’t Travel
• The Real Brexit “Plan”
• Brexit Fact Check: The Rotting Fruit
• Brexit Fact Check: The Low Hanging Fruit
• Keeping your nose out of other people’s business (and their noses)
• Economic Illiteracy
• Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding
• Ask a stupid question…
• Correct Horse Battery Staple
• The headline you never thought you would ever have to read
• Is money going out of fashion?
• “Patriotism”? Seriously?
• A River in Egypt
• WTF?
• Prediction
• Clever and Modest and Misunderstood
• A little empire
• President Ubu
• Game Over?
• The Little Baby Jesus: An Apology
• It’s Cold Outside
• Hard Boiled Brexit
• The Sunday Game
• The Rule of Law
• Spurious new ailments for hypochondriacs
• Waiting for the other boot to drop
• Video
• Is it too late to ask?
• Root Vegetable Apocalypse II: The Terror Of The Turnips
• I’m Coining Neologisms…
• OK. I didn’t predict that one…
• Stop Saying “Uncertainty”, You Bellends!
• An Open Letter to the People of Scotland
• Poll: Vote in my exciting, and not at all rigged, plebicite
• I Don’t Want To Talk About It (But That Doesn’t Mean That I am Going To Shut Up Either)
• Still Too Lazy To Blog
• Rejoice
• Not Dead…
• MacOS Terminal Server?
• The National Rail System Is Insane
• Ironic followup
• The Future Refusing To Be Born
• An Attempt To Say Something Sensible About AV
• Quiz: chmod
• Jobsearch 2010 Is Over
• I am Web Monkey
• Civilisation Ends At Zone 6
• Amateur Quantitative Easing
• Hogarth Lives
• Office Web Apps vs Google Docs
• Share The Inanity
• National Bee Shortage?
• Scandal as Inflation Hits 11.1%
• Thinking Clearly About Political Terminology
• Social Networks and Land Grabs
• Oh noes. I has a Facebook!
• Zut alors! Les Français sont confondus
• Do I Really Need A Leased Line?
• Server Room Consolidation Pictures
• Virtualisation And A Trip To The Zoo
• Cheapskate Tip #3
• Virtualisation And A Peek In The Dustbin
• A Vote for Democracy?
• The Evolution of Minesweeper
• Virtualisation And A Peek Over The Fence At Unix
• Cheapskate Tip #2
• Cheapskate Tip #1
• It Ain’t Fair!
• Contact Form Problems
• Fun With Ethernet Cables
• “Medium Risk”
• SCO Must Go!
• Looking for a job
• IT Products I Actually Like
• Router Unit for the Modulink Serial Fieldbus System
• Hello everybody!
• IT Security: Why Do We Bother?
• How to enable XDM and VNC for Linux and Solaris
• Sham Bam Kazam!
• I Wanna Be Elected!
• Dummies – An Incoherent Rant
• Why You Should Do Jury Service