Recipe: Cursed Bolognese

What the hell is “cursed bolognese”?

Spaghetti Bolognese made with a cursed onion, obviously.

What the hell is a… No. No! No! No! I’m not going to rise to it! You can handle this one on your own. I’m out!

Cook your own dinner then…

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August 29, 2018. Food, Silly, Spooky nonsense. 1 comment.

Bread and Circuses

Great news comrades!

Comrades?

Just go with it.

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August 23, 2018. Food, Music, Politics, Silly. 1 comment.

Recipe: Tomato Ketchup

Yes, we are doing recipes now.

Um.

What?

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April 22, 2018. Food, Silly. Leave a comment.

Errors

A friend writes:

Just tried to order a pizza online. Checked out and clicked the payment button only to get a “page not found” page!

Such reports are impossible to investigate unless the user supplies the official HTTP (Heating, Topping, Tracking Pizza) error code. For future reference the codes are as follows:

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April 17, 2018. Food, IT, Silly. 1 comment.

Guest Post: Brexit means Breakfast

counterfeit cabbage

“What’s for dinner? Can I smell boiled cabbages?”

Just not a very nice one…

Pour yourself a big glass of Filthy Green Muck™ from the pound shop knock off “Nutribullet” and our semi-regular guest author will explain.

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January 15, 2018. #Brexit, Counterfeit cabbages, Food, Silly. Leave a comment.

Hogarth Lives

Today, while shopping, I saw this:

Sainsbury’s Basics Gin

And I thought of this:

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So lets raise a glass to William Hogarth and hope it isn’t full of cheap gin.

(Note: Hogarth image copyright expired. Sainsbury’s image is copyright Sainsbury’s and is used here for purposes of legitimate commentary and criticism)

July 5, 2010. Art, Food, Links. Leave a comment.

Scandal as Inflation Hits 11.1%

My favourite Sainsbury’s 9p noodles (chicken flavour) have gone up to 10p. That is a whopping 11.1%.

It is a scandal and I want an official statement from Mervyn King now!

June 11, 2010. Food, Money, Silly. 2 comments.

Cheapskate Tip #3

Chocolate

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April 30, 2010. Food, Money. Leave a comment.

Cheapskate Tip #2

Cornflakes

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April 15, 2010. Food, Links, Money. Leave a comment.

Cheapskate Tip #1

Decent Steak for £1

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April 15, 2010. Food, Money. Leave a comment.